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Blue Light Special on Mayhem: Revisiting Chopping Mall (1986)

23 Monday Mar 2026

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barbara crampton, cinema, film, horror, jim wynorski, kelli maroney, movies, russell todd, science-fiction, tony o'dell

Few films capture the peculiar charm of 1980s B-movie excess quite like Chopping Mall, the gleefully silly sci-fi slasher directed by Jim Wynorski. Promising a blend of high-tech terror and consumerist satire, the film strands a group of teenagers in a shopping centre stalked by malfunctioning security robots. On paper, it’s a wonderfully ridiculous premise — Short Circuit by way of Dawn of the Dead — but the result is a somewhat uneven cult oddity that never quite lives up to its gleeful concept.


A Mall After Midnight

The setup is pure 1980s sci-fi pulp. The Park Plaza Mall installs a trio of sophisticated security robots — affectionately dubbed “Killbots” — designed to patrol the complex after hours. Naturally, the system works perfectly… until a lightning strike short-circuits the controls, turning the machines into lethal enforcers with a very loose definition of trespassing.

Meanwhile, a group of young mall employees decide to throw a secret after-hours party inside one of the stores. Predictably, their night of rebellious fun quickly transforms into a cat-and-mouse game as the robots begin hunting them through the darkened corridors.

It’s a premise that promises chaos and ingenuity, yet the film often settles for repetition. The Killbots trundle through the mall with mechanical persistence, firing lasers and delivering the occasional electrocution, while the teens scramble from store to store in search of escape.


Campy Energy, Limited Bite

To its credit, Chopping Mall embraces its B-movie identity with enthusiasm. Director Jim Wynorski, who would become a prolific figure in low-budget genre filmmaking, keeps the tone playful rather than frightening. The film operates firmly in the realm of camp rather than suspense.

Unfortunately, that playful spirit doesn’t always translate into momentum. Much of the middle section consists of characters hiding, running, or debating their next move while the robots slowly patrol the premises. The mechanical villains themselves — squat, boxy machines topped with blinking lights — look more like malfunctioning appliances than unstoppable killing machines.

The result is a film that feels more goofy than dangerous.


Barbara Crampton Brings Some Spark

One of the film’s more enjoyable elements is the presence of Barbara Crampton, who would soon become a beloved icon of 1980s horror thanks to films like Re-Animator and From Beyond. Even within the confines of a lightweight script, Crampton manages to bring charisma and a touch of sincerity to her role.

She stands out in a cast largely composed of archetypal 80s teens, providing moments of charm that briefly elevate the otherwise disposable proceedings.


Consumer Culture Meets Killer Robots

There’s also a faint whiff of satire running through the film’s premise. The idea of automated security systems turning on the very consumers they were designed to protect carries a subtle commentary about technological overreach and corporate obsession with efficiency.

Yet these ideas never develop beyond the surface level. Unlike Dawn of the Dead, which used the shopping mall as a biting critique of consumer culture, Chopping Mall seems more interested in using the setting as a convenient playground for laser blasts and exploding heads.

The film gestures toward satire but ultimately settles for spectacle.


A Mildly Amusing Cult Curio

Despite its shortcomings, Chopping Mall has endured as a minor cult favorite — and it’s easy to see why. The premise is delightfully absurd, the setting wonderfully nostalgic, and the film’s brisk runtime prevents the silliness from overstaying its welcome.

Still, nostalgia can only carry a film so far. While it offers a handful of entertaining moments and plenty of retro charm, the movie never quite capitalizes on the chaotic potential of its killer-robot-in-a-mall setup.

  • Saul Muetre

Link (1986) — When Intelligence Turns Hostile

08 Thursday Jan 2026

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ape horror, cinema, elisabeth shue, film, horror, link, movies, reviews, terence stamp

Released in the mid-1980s, when natural horror and animal-attack films were enjoying a second life on VHS and late-night television, Link occupies an unusual and often overlooked position within the killer ape subgenre. Directed by Richard Franklin—best known for his Hitchcockian leanings and his brief but curious detour into franchise horror with Psycho II—the film is less interested in primal savagery than in the unnerving implications of intelligence, hierarchy, and control.

The setup flirts with eccentricity. Graduate student Jane Chase arrives at the isolated home of an ageing zoology professor, only to discover that the household hierarchy has already been rewritten. The professor’s chimpanzees operate with eerie autonomy, while Link, an elderly orangutan dressed and treated like a gentleman’s butler, observes quietly from the margins. When one chimp is found dead and the professor vanishes, Franklin slowly inverts the power dynamic. Jane is no longer studying behaviour—she is subject to it.

Franklin directs Link with a measured, classical restraint that sets it apart from the more exploitative entries in the killer ape cycle. There is little in the way of sensational gore or overt shock tactics. Instead, tension is built through framing, pacing, and a creeping sense of domestic invasion. The house becomes a laboratory, and Jane its most vulnerable test subject. The horror emerges not from sudden violence but from the dawning realisation that the apes understand far more than they should—and may be capable of resentment, planning, and cruelty.

Elisabeth Shue, still early in her career, delivers a performance that anchors the film’s escalating unease. Her Jane is intelligent and resourceful, but never impervious. Shue excels at conveying fear through restraint, allowing the terror to register in hesitation and watchfulness rather than outright hysteria. It’s a performance that would foreshadow her later genre credibility, grounding increasingly absurd situations in emotional reality.

Terence Stamp, meanwhile, brings an off-kilter gravitas to the role of the eccentric professor. Though his screen time is limited, his presence lingers over the film, lending it an air of intellectual arrogance and ethical negligence. Stamp embodies a familiar horror archetype: the man of science who mistakes authority for control, and curiosity for dominion. His disappearance feels less like a mystery than an inevitability.

Within the broader killer ape genre, Link sits closer to Monkey Shines than to more bombastic entries like Congo or Rampage. This is not a film about nature striking back in spectacular fashion, nor is it interested in giant monsters or environmental collapse. Instead, Link taps into a subtler fear—the idea that intelligence, once nurtured and confined, may turn possessive and violent when its boundaries are tested.

When Apes Strike Back: A Brief, Bloody History of Killer Ape Cinema

That said, the film is not without its shortcomings. The third act leans into melodrama, and the film’s central conceit occasionally strains credulity. The mechanics of ape behaviour are pushed beyond plausibility, and some of the symbolism—particularly around class, servitude, and dominance—remains underdeveloped. Franklin’s restraint, while admirable, sometimes blunts the film’s impact, leaving it hovering between psychological thriller and creature feature without fully committing to either.

Viewed in retrospect, Link is a solid, thoughtful entry in the killer ape canon—more curious than terrifying, more cerebral than visceral. It lacks the cultural weight of Planet of the Apes or the grindhouse audacity of exploitation-era ape horror, but it compensates with atmosphere, performance, and an unsettling moral undercurrent.

For readers interested in the broader lineage of killer ape cinema—where Link fits alongside films that interrogate humanity’s uneasy relationship with intelligence, dominance, and the natural world—this film acts as a quiet but essential connective tissue, bridging prestige thrillers and pulp horror traditions.

The Prognosis:

A restrained, intelligent thriller that favours implication over excess, Link remains a peculiar but worthwhile footnote in the long, uneasy history of killer apes on screen.

  • Saul Muerte

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