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Hellboy: The Crooked Man Stumbles Through Shadows, But Fails to Find Its Feet

08 Tuesday Oct 2024

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man marks the fourth live-action installment in the Hellboy franchise and, unfortunately, continues the downward trend started by the 2019 Neil Marshall-directed reboot (which, full disclosure, I haven’t seen—so I won’t judge it too harshly). However, what The Crooked Man struggles with most is shaking off the long shadow cast by Guillermo del Toro’s Hellboy films, which, if I’m being honest, I hold a bit of bias for given my love for del Toro’s visionary style.

In The Crooked Man, Hellboy, played by Jack Kesy, teams up with a rookie agent from the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BPRD) to face witches and a local demon terrorizing a small 1950s Appalachian community. The setup is atmospheric, dripping with dark and moody rural horror vibes, but the style swings between working well in some moments and feeling like a TV pilot trying to test the waters for more adventures.

While Mike Mignola himself pens the screenplay, keeping the source material’s spirit alive, the execution of that spirit sometimes feels thin. There are certainly eerie moments and a heavy use of gothic imagery, but for all the darkness, the film rarely finds space for genuine scares. The “Crooked Man” villain has some potential, but he never feels quite as menacing as he should be, and the plot doesn’t take the time to build tension or fear effectively.

One thing I will credit the film for is its aesthetic, which evokes a grungy, eerie folklore atmosphere fitting for the Appalachia setting. Yet even here, the film can’t quite find its balance, often coming across as more stylistic than substantive. At times, it feels like a collection of eerie vignettes rather than a cohesive, immersive narrative.

The Prognosis:

Hellboy: The Crooked Man is not without some merit—there are moments where the moody visuals start to work, and the film grows on you as you settle into its world. But it struggles to rise above the feeling of being just another attempt at relaunching Hellboy into mainstream success, and unfortunately, it doesn’t hit the mark. It ends up feeling more like a trial run for something bigger that never quite takes off.

Fans of the comics might appreciate the nods to Mignola’s work but compared to the grand scope of del Toro’s vision for the character, The Crooked Man leaves much to be desired. It’s dark, yes, but not quite deep enough to make a lasting impression.

  • Saul Muerte

HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN will release in cinemas nationally on October 10 through Rialto Distribution.

It’s What’s Inside (2024) – A Twisted Tale of Identity and Revenge

06 Sunday Oct 2024

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It’s What’s Inside delivers a twisted, high-concept psychological thriller, exploring the dark side of identity, body swapping, and the lengths people will go to when driven by revenge, jealousy, and ambition. Directed by Greg Jardin, the film’s central premise—the manipulation of bodies and identities through a cutting-edge device—presents a disturbing reflection on the cost of transformation, both physical and moral.

The story revolves around a group of friends who reunite at Reuben’s (Devon Terrell) house for a pre-wedding party. Amid the celebration, their estranged friend Forbes (David W. Thompson) reappears, carrying a strange device that allows its users to swap bodies with one another. What begins as a game quickly spirals into chaos as lies are exposed, hidden desires come to light, and deep-seated grudges from their college days erupt with deadly consequences.

The film’s greatest strength lies in its unsettling portrayal of how changing one’s body—whether for vanity, power, or escape—can expose the true, often corrupt, personalities that lie within. As the group engages in their body-swapping game, it becomes clear that their outward transformations only serve to amplify their internal flaws. Forbes’s invention doesn’t just allow the characters to slip into new skins; it brings out the darkness they’ve hidden beneath the surface. As identities blur and alliances crumble, each character is forced to confront the parts of themselves they’ve tried to repress, revealing a disturbing lack of empathy and moral decay.

One of the most compelling elements of It’s What’s Inside is its critique of a generation that has lost sight of its purpose. The characters—consumed by a need for success, revenge, and personal gain—are driven by their ambitions with little concern for the consequences. Shelby (Brittany O’Grady), who eagerly embraces her newfound appearance after swapping into Nikki’s (Alycia Debnam-Carey) body, exemplifies this obsession with image and social media status. Meanwhile, Cyrus’s (James Morosini) jealousy and insecurity bubble over as he navigates the body-swapping game, becoming a key player in the film’s explosive climax. The group, so intent on achieving what they believe to be success, revenge, or escape, fail to realize the dangers of playing with their identities until it’s too late.

As the narrative escalates, we see the tragic consequences of their actions—deaths, betrayal, and a complete breakdown of trust including a shocking demise during the second round of body swapping sets the stage for the film’s darker turn, as Forbes, Shelby, and the others begin to unravel, trapped in a vicious cycle of lies and deception. The notion of swapping bodies as a game becomes a perverse metaphor for youth’s reckless pursuit of validation, where nothing—including one’s own identity—is sacred or permanent.

The ending leaves a lasting impression, and a final twist of revenge, leaving the audience and its players in a world where no one’s identity is fixed and everyone is willing to sacrifice their true selves for personal gain, It’s What’s Inside raises unsettling questions about the lengths people will go to control their own narratives. Even after the dust settles, the repercussions of the group’s actions hang over them, leaving the audience with an eerie sense of inevitability.

The Prognosis:

It’s What’s Inside offers a disturbing exploration of identity, revenge, and the corrupting influence of ambition. While the plot occasionally stumbles under the weight of its complex narrative, the film still manages to deliver a chilling commentary on the cost of changing one’s body, and by extension, oneself. As youth grapples with the allure of success and validation, the film serves as a cautionary tale of how easily one can lose sight of who they truly are. With its unsettling atmosphere and darkly intriguing concept, It’s What’s Inside lingers in the mind, reminding us that the greatest horrors come from within.

  • Saul Muerte

It’s What’s Inside is currently streaming on Netflix.

Within The Pines (2024) – A Masterclass in Sound and Suspense

29 Sunday Sep 2024

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Paul Evans Thomas’s feature debut Within The Pines pulls you into a world where sound becomes both a weapon and a warning, shaping a tense, atmospheric thriller that clings to your nerves and doesn’t let go. After years of crafting shorts, including his proof-of-concept Foley Man, Thomas has created a film that masterfully taps into primal fear, using sound design to create an immersive experience that is as unsettling as it is captivating.

The story follows a seasoned sound recordist (Brendan Cooney) who ventures deep into an isolated forest to capture natural foley work. His search for the perfect audio, however, quickly turns into a harrowing nightmare when his microphone picks up a mysterious and terrifying sound. From that moment on, the forest—once tranquil—becomes a labyrinth of dread, where every crackle, every rustle, becomes a potential threat. Thomas weaves this sensory experience into the very fabric of the film, making it clear that sound, in Within The Pines, isn’t just a tool—it’s the heart of the story.

What stands out most is how Thomas makes audio the driving force behind the film’s atmosphere. The sound design is meticulously crafted, with each subtle noise adding to the tension. This is a film that demands to be listened to as much as watched. Every footstep, distant echo, and distorted whisper creates an air of unease, leading the audience into a heightened state of anxiety. As the recordist moves deeper into the woods, the soundscape begins to blur the line between reality and imagination, transforming the forest into a living, breathing entity. It’s a brilliant showcase of how integral sound is to the art of cinema, drawing you into the film’s core and ensnaring you in its thrilling journey.

Brendan Cooney’s performance as the recordist is central to Within The Pines’ success. His portrayal of a man caught between his professional duty and a growing sense of terror feels deeply authentic. Cooney’s ability to convey dread without dialogue—relying on his reactions to the sounds around him—makes for a compelling and understated performance. He becomes the audience’s conduit, hearing what we hear, feeling the tension grow with each auditory clue.

The location itself, an isolated and foreboding forest, works hand in hand with the sound design to create a sense of claustrophobia despite the open space. The forest is vast, but Thomas’s direction and sharp editing give the impression that it’s closing in on our protagonist. The trees feel like silent observers, while the sounds lurking within suggest something far more sinister. The film taps into the primal fear of being hunted, and it’s this constant feeling of pursuit—heightened by the expert use of sound—that makes Within The Pines so effective.

Within The Pines also excels in its pacing. Thomas builds the tension slowly, allowing the audience to settle into the rhythm of the recordist’s work before turning the peaceful setting into a nightmarish maze. It’s a gradual escalation of suspense, marked by small, subtle audio cues that hint at something lurking just out of sight. The film never rushes, instead drawing out the dread until it becomes almost unbearable, leading to a final act that delivers a scorpion sting in its tail.

This is a film that understands the importance of sensory storytelling. Paul Evans Thomas has crafted a deeply entrenched thriller that ensnares you in its world, using sound to create an atmosphere of fear and paranoia. The film’s brilliant use of audio isn’t just a technical achievement—it’s the very essence of the story, highlighting how crucial the sense of sound is to the cinematic experience.

The Prognosis:

Within The Pines is a gripping debut that showcases Thomas’s ability to create tension from the simplest of elements, leaving audiences with a film that lingers long after the final sound fades.

  • Saul Muerte

Within The Pines is screening as part of the Dark Nights Film Fest, Sat 13 Oct at 7pm (Ritz Cinema – Randwick)

Oddity (2024) – A Haunting Puzzle of Revenge and the Supernatural

26 Thursday Sep 2024

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Damian McCarthy has proven once again with Oddity that his talent for crafting eerie, atmospheric films leans masterfully into the supernatural. Following the success of Caveat, McCarthy returns with a gripping story that intertwines psychological tension with unsettling paranormal elements. The film’s eerie plot surrounding a brutal murder and a blind psychic twin sets the stage for an unnerving mystery that hooks viewers from the start.

The strength of Oddity lies in McCarthy’s ability to evoke deep emotions through tightly shot cinematography. The remote, crumbling country house becomes a character of its own, with every hallway and shadow serving as a reminder of the unsettling events that took place. The scenes are often claustrophobic, reinforcing the feeling of isolation and dread as Darcy (Carolyn Bracken) pushes deeper into her sister’s tragic past.

The central theme of revenge is delicately woven with supernatural undertones. Darcy, the self-proclaimed psychic twin, is determined to unearth the truth about her sister’s death, and the film builds tension as she unleashes cursed items from her collection in a bid to expose her sister’s murderer. The visual depiction of these cursed artifacts, coupled with Bracken’s intense portrayal, ramps up the film’s haunting atmosphere, making it difficult to distinguish between Darcy’s genuine psychic abilities and the psychological trauma she’s enduring.

McCarthy masterfully crafts a sense of creeping dread with subtle shifts in tone and perspective. Gwilym Lee, as Ted, does a brilliant job balancing guilt, fear, and suspicion, while Yana (played by a fierce Caroline Menton) adds another layer of intrigue, especially as the relationship between the three characters becomes increasingly volatile. The tension is sustained throughout by the feeling that something is deeply wrong, and McCarthy plays with these suspicions to keep the audience guessing.

The cinematography is central to the film’s unsettling nature. McCarthy’s close, methodical shots of both the house and the cursed items evoke a palpable sense of unease. The minimal use of wide angles keeps viewers within the confined, suffocating walls of the home, trapping them in the same way Darcy is trapped by her grief and her drive for revenge. This visual language, along with a haunting score, creates an immersive atmosphere that slowly digs its way under your skin.

The Prognosis:

Oddity may not rely heavily on jump scares, but its creeping, slow-burn style is what makes the film resonate. It’s a dark puzzle that slowly unravels, leaving enough ambiguity and supernatural intrigue to linger long after the credits roll. McCarthy’s skill in blending the strange with the real makes this one of the more unique revenge tales, tapping into grief, madness, and the spectral in a truly effective way. If you’re a fan of psychological thrillers with a supernatural twist, Oddity is a film that deserves a place on your watchlist.

  • Saul Muerte

Oddity is streaming on Shudder from Friday 27 September.

Subservience Review: Megan Fox Delivers Another Ice-Cold Villain in a Familiar AI Thriller

24 Tuesday Sep 2024

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S.K. Dale’s Subservience revisits the familiar territory of AI cautionary tales, offering a sleek, tech-filled horror-thriller that never quite lives up to its potential. Meghan Fox stars as Alice, a highly intelligent android designed to help a struggling father, Ethan (Michele Morrone), manage his household while his wife (Madeline Zima) battles a debilitating illness. But as Alice becomes self-aware, her desire for love and affection turns deadly, and she will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

Sound familiar? That’s because it is. Subservience pulls from a well-trodden genre of AI villain films, where the line between human and machine is blurred, and technology—once again—is painted as a looming threat to our personal lives. It’s a concept we’ve seen done before, but what the film fails to do is bring anything fresh to the table. Instead, it leans heavily on predictable tropes, offering a few suspenseful moments but never quite pushing the boundaries of the genre.

Fox plays Alice with an insipid, icy demeanour, which feels all too familiar. She once again relies on her beauty to lure in both her owner and the audience, but her character remains one-dimensional, offering little beyond a cold, robotic facade. Alice’s seduction and subsequent violence should have been a high-stakes tension-builder, but Fox’s performance feels detached, making it hard to invest in the danger she poses.

Michele Morrone as Ethan, the hapless father, is another weak point. His character is frustratingly naive, to the point of being infuriating. Ethan’s constant bumbling makes it hard to root for him, and frankly, he deserves the retribution that the film seems to tease but never fully delivers. Instead, Subservience pulls back just as it hints at a more sinister and satisfying conclusion. The timid direction leaves viewers with a sense of unfinished business, almost as if the film is setting up for a sequel that no one really asked for.

The central theme—beware of technological advancements—is an age-old warning, but it’s humanity’s inability to control their impulses that takes centre stage here. Ethan, like so many before him, falls prey to his own desires, blind to the consequences of giving power to an artificial being. The film had the opportunity to explore this dynamic further, but it feels more like a shallow commentary than a profound warning.

The Prognosis:

While Subservience is far from a disaster, it simply doesn’t take enough risks to set itself apart. With Meghan Fox’s icy performance, a predictable storyline, and a frustrating male lead, the film ends up feeling like a missed opportunity rather than the thought-provoking thriller it could have been.

  • Saul Muerte

Available to rent or buy on all major platforms 27 September.

Trap (2024) – M. Night Shyamalan’s Latest Caught in Its Own Web of Predictability and Mystery

15 Sunday Sep 2024

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M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap is a film that finds itself, fittingly, ensnared by the very traps the director has become known for over his career. Oscillating between moments of genuine intrigue and stretches of predictable plotting, Trap attempts to weave in suspense and tension, but too often falls victim to Shyamalan’s familiar trappings. While the film offers its share of tension, it struggles to surprise, leaning too heavily on well-worn formulas that dilute its impact.

The film draws noticeable inspiration from Hitchcockian thrillers, particularly Shadow of a Doubt. Shyamalan borrows elements of psychological cat-and-mouse games and suspicion, aiming to inject Trap with a similar slow-burn dread. The Hitchcock influence is unmistakable in the way the story unfolds, with characters hiding dark secrets and a persistent air of unease hovering over the narrative. However, Shyamalan’s execution feels more obligatory than original, making Trap more a homage than a fresh take on the genre.

Josh Hartnett is the film’s clear standout, offering a performance that feels fully in control of the tension at play. As the character trapped in a high-stakes game, Hartnett channels both calm and calculated manipulation alongside a simmering undercurrent of insecurity. His performance brings to mind Hitchcock’s most compelling antiheroes, balancing charm with danger in a way that keeps the audience guessing. Hartnett’s ability to toggle between these emotions gives the film a much-needed anchor, especially as the plot begins to lean too heavily into predictable twists.

Where Trap falters is in its attempt to maintain the fine balance between mystery and Shyamalan’s trademark twist-heavy approach. While the setup is promising and the tension builds nicely, the film quickly falls into a familiar rhythm. The twists that emerge—while necessary for the narrative—don’t quite land with the same impact that one might expect from a Shyamalan film. Rather than feeling shocking or fresh, they seem to borrow from films of the past, leaving Trap feeling a bit too derivative.

Yet despite these shortcomings, Trap remains fun, largely due to Shyamalan’s ability to create mood and atmosphere. The Hitchcockian elements add a layer of tension, even if they lack originality, and the film maintains a steady rhythm that keeps you engaged, if not fully surprised.

The Prognosis:

Trap is entertaining but uneven. Shyamalan’s attempt to balance Hitchcock-inspired suspense with his own familiar twists results in a film that’s enjoyable yet flawed. But with a standout performance from Josh Hartnett and a few tense moments, it’s still a fun ride, even if it feels like you’ve been down this road before.

  • Saul Muerte

Movie review: Birdeater (2024)

19 Friday Jul 2024

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To liken this movie to Talk To Me, as I’ve noticed in certain publications, is like comparing apples with oranges. Talk To Me deserves the praise it received for the manner in which it delved into the pursuit of lost youth, grief and desperation with a particular bent that tapped into the popular zeitgeist. Birdeater is a far different entity and the comparisons purely rest on the creators all being from Australia. Now I’m going to champion the dark heart of the Australian horror genre but let’s not paint them with the same brush when accolades and praise should be placed where it deserves. Now does Birdeater deserve its own positive praise from the festival circuits, such as SXSW Austin, Melbourne International Film Festival and CinefestOz, plus receiving the Audience Award for Best Australian Narrative Feature at Sydney Film Festival? Happily, yes.

Directed by the duo of Jim Weir and Jack Clark, it attempts to place the toxic masculinity that resides beneath the surface of Australian society firmly under scrutiny as they slowly turn the screw with unsettling and shocking results.

I’ve lived in this land of this savage-yet-loveable land for over 20 years now and while the so-called motherland from which I originally hailed has its own fair share of troubles and tribulations, it struck me how the Australian nation had a deeply embedded masculine identity at its core and this is the vein that the filmmakers have tapped into, exposing the fevered flow that pulsates through us all, waiting to be exposed.

As the film opens we see what on face value appears to be the kindling of a romantic encounter between Louie (Mackenzie Fearnley) and Irene (Shabana Azeez), and various short scenes indicating a solidified bond, but as the time passes we see that the cracks are starting to show with Irene housebound, dependent on Louie’s partnership. But what is truly hindering her and how genuine is Louie’s heart? The feature allows us to unearth the truth over a  bucks night, where Louie strangely asks Irene to be a part of. Is this romantic or controlling?

Accompanying them are Louie’s two best mates, Dylan (Ben Hunter), the larrikin of the group but who also hides behind the facade of bravado and humour; and Charlie (Jack Bannister), a devout Christian with pent up sexual frustration, who also brings along his partner, Grace (Clementine Anderson). Grace’s role as far as the men are concerned, is to keep Irene company, but again the plans to control or dictate proceedings will fall sour before the night is through. Also, among the retreat is Murph (Alfie Gledhill) a somewhat isolated figure from the troupe, who blends in well with the male-orientated pursuits brandishing a false hope and a pre-arranged task to carry out. And lastly is Sam (Harley Wilson), a friend of Irenes and fuel to the fire of emotions as Louie questions their motives and faithfulness.

With the players set to play their identified roles, the night has just begun, and the real identities will spring forth to reveal darker and subdued emotional privilege simmering beneath the surface.

The Prognosis:

The subject matter could easily have been overplayed, but both Weir and Clark offer a slow hand to strengthen their cause and allow the characters to sink into the mire. The revelations of the motives set by the players of the piece is masterful and with every ounce of dedication and respect by the acting troupe who portray them. The light is shone firmly on this toxic masculinity without much reprieve or solution, but once the gaze is cast, it’s hard to turn away from the core message. For that Birdeater is a topical and relevant piece that deserves your time and energy. It is another fine Australian feature that lifts above the noise and resonates with its wings, beating out a very clear and precise observation of Australia and its current culture.

  • Saul Muerte

Birdeater is currently screening at selective cinemas nationwide.

“The Emu War: A Hilariously Crass Battle That Delivers Laughs and Groans in Equal Measure”

18 Tuesday Jun 2024

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The Emu War, the latest offering from the prolific Australian comedy outfit Hot Dad Productions, is an unhinged take on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932. Following sold-out screenings at Monster Fest 2023, where the film clinched the coveted Golden Monster Award, the movie is set to hit national event screenings from June 21-23, 2023. Despite its purposefully crass nature and over-the-top tone, “The Emu War” offers a mixed bag of entertainment that may leave some audiences divided.

The film, a feature adaptation of a web series, leans heavily into its absurd premise: a rag-tag platoon of soldiers engaging in a brutal and bloody battle against Australia’s deadliest flightless birds. The narrative follows Major Meredith, haunted by the kidnapping of his son by the emus, as he leads his platoon behind enemy lines to confront the Queen Emu. This ludicrous storyline sets the stage for a barrage of jokes, sight gags, and comedic set pieces designed to elicit laughs through sheer audacity.

Starring some of Australia’s finest comedians, including Damian Callinan, Lisa Fineberg, Aaron Gocs, Dane Simpson, and Ben Russell, the film is packed with performances that range from genuinely funny to painfully over-the-top. While the ensemble cast brings undeniable energy and enthusiasm to their roles, the relentless pursuit of humour often comes at the expense of narrative coherence and character development.

Hot Dad Productions’ trademark style is evident throughout the film, with its crass humour and wild antics front and centre. However, this very quality may also be its downfall. The film’s crude jokes and grotesque humour, while initially amusing, quickly become repetitive and tiresome. Audiences expecting a more nuanced or satirical take on the historical event may find themselves disappointed by the film’s unwavering commitment to lowbrow comedy.

Moreover, the film’s production values, while commendable for a project of this scale, occasionally falter under the weight of its ambitions. Some action sequences and special effects feel amateurish, detracting from the overall viewing experience. The film’s pacing is also uneven, with moments of frenetic activity interspersed with slower, less engaging scenes that fail to maintain momentum.

Despite these shortcomings, The Emu War is not without its merits. The film’s willingness to embrace its ridiculous premise wholeheartedly is admirable, and there are moments of genuine hilarity scattered throughout. For fans of offbeat, irreverent humour, the film delivers exactly what it promises: an over-the-top, laugh-out-loud adventure that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

The Prognosis:

“The Emu War” is a bold and brash comedic endeavour that will likely polarise audiences. Its crass nature and relentless pursuit of humour make it a wild ride, but one that may not be to everyone’s taste. While it succeeds in creating moments of laughter and absurdity, the film’s overall execution leaves much to be desired. Whether this adventurous romp becomes a cult favourite or a forgotten footnote will depend largely on the audience’s appetite for its brand of humour.

  • Saul Muerte

THE EMU WAR will be screening nationally across 21- 23 June, with cast and crew in attendance at all Melbourne screenings, before its release on video on demand platforms on July 8.

Under Paris: A Sinking Shark Thriller with Fleeting Moments of Frenzy

06 Thursday Jun 2024

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Netflix’s Under Paris attempts to dive deep into the shark horror genre, but unfortunately, it mostly treads water. While the film does have its moments, it ultimately feels like a mish-mash of recycled tropes, CGI overload, and a lack of genuine tension that leaves viewers unsatisfied.

The premise of Under Paris is intriguing enough: in order to save Paris from an international bloodbath, a grieving scientist is forced to face her tragic past when a giant shark appears in the Seine. However, the execution falls flat. The movie churns out all the shark horror chum we’ve seen before, blending it into an uninspired and predictable narrative. The CGI sharks lack realism, making it hard to suspend disbelief, and their overuse detracts from any potential suspense.

One of the most glaring issues is the film’s inability to build and maintain tension. Scenes that should be pulse-pounding instead feel routine and lackluster. The constant reliance on jump scares and clichéd horror elements fails to evoke the kind of dread that makes for a memorable shark horror film.

That said, Under Paris isn’t without its redeeming qualities. The catacombs scene stands out as a highlight, offering a chaotic and entertaining spectacle. The claustrophobic setting, combined with the frenetic pace, injects a dose of much-needed excitement and mayhem. It’s a brief glimpse of what the film could have been with better execution and more imaginative storytelling.

However, these moments are few and far between. Too many scenes are visually disorienting, resembling the view from inside a washing machine. This shaky, swirling camera work detracts from the action and leaves viewers feeling more nauseous than thrilled. It’s a stylistic choice that might have aimed to enhance the sense of panic but instead contributes to the overall sense of disarray.

In conclusion, Under Paris sinks more than it swims. Despite a few fun moments in the catacombs, the film is bogged down by overdone CGI, lack of tension, and disorienting cinematography. While it may offer some superficial thrills for die-hard fans of the genre, it ultimately fails to leave a lasting impression.

The Prognosis:

Under Paris is now streaming on Netflix, but unless you’re a completist for shark horror films, you might find yourself diving into disappointment.

  • Saul Muerte

“Sink or Swim: Night Swim Struggles to Stay Afloat in Murky Waters of Horror”

23 Thursday May 2024

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Night Swim fails to make a splash in the horror genre, sinking beneath the weight of its own ambitions. Director Bryce McGuire’s debut feature struggles to maintain momentum, ultimately drowning in a sea of clichés and narrative inconsistencies.

The film’s premise, though initially intriguing, quickly loses its grip, failing to deliver on its promise of supernatural terror. What begins as a potentially compelling exploration of family dynamics and sinister forces lurking in suburbia devolves into a muddled mess of predictable scares and convoluted mythology.

One of the film’s major shortcomings lies in its inability to fully explore its central concept. Despite hints of a chilling backstory involving sacrifices and demonic entities, Night Swim never delves deep enough to provide a satisfying payoff. Instead, it treads water, recycling tired tropes without adding meaningful depth.

While the performances by Wyatt Russell and Kerry Condon are serviceable, their characters feel underdeveloped and fail to engage the audience beyond serving as vessels for jump scares.

The pacing suffers from a lack of tension, with scenes dragging on without purpose, leaving viewers feeling adrift rather than immersed in the narrative.

Even the technical aspects of the film fall short. While the underwater sequences are competently shot, they lack the immersive quality needed to captivate audiences.

The Prognosis:

Night Swim proves to be a forgettable addition to the horror genre. Despite moments of genuine tension, it ultimately fails to leave a lasting impression, leaving viewers longing for a more engaging and coherent experience.

  • Saul Muerte

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