By the time Crocodile snapped its way onto screens in 2000, the name Tobe Hooper had already become synonymous with terror. As the mastermind behind The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and Poltergeist (1982), Hooper once held a fearsome reputation for his ability to craft dread from dust, sweat, and sinew. But Crocodile—a straight-to-video creature feature that feels more Syfy Saturday than silver screen—marks a cautionary tale of how even horror royalty can be dragged down by the genre’s murkier waters.

Set around a group of stock character teens on a lake getaway that turns deadly, Crocodile attempts to repackage Jaws for the slasher crowd—only with a CGI reptile and dialogue that’s more groan-worthy than gut-wrenching. The titular beast, driven by maternal rage over stolen eggs, chomps its way through partygoers with the kind of digital effects that even in 2000 felt dated and weightless. While the film teases environmental themes and ancient folklore tied to Egyptian myth, none of it coalesces into anything with real bite.

Hooper’s direction, once brimming with raw, unrelenting energy, feels diluted here. There’s little tension, no memorable kills, and a script that relies on tired tropes and unremarkable performances. The horror auteur who once framed Leatherface in shrieking chaos now struggles to give his gator a compelling roar.

It’s a far cry from Hooper’s glory days—when chainsaws, haunted suburban homes, and space vampires (Lifeforce) showed a director willing to experiment with form and fear. By the time Crocodile entered the picture, Hooper had found himself more at the mercy of B-level budgets and diminishing returns. This film, meant to kick off Nu Image’s monster movie series, plays less like a passion project and more like a paycheck gig for a filmmaker whose earlier brush with the Hollywood machine had left him bruised.

Even die-hard Hooper apologists will find this one hard to defend. There’s no signature visual flair, no edge, no subversion of genre expectations. Just a formulaic monster movie that feels like a lost relic from the bottom shelf of the video store.

The Prognosis:

In the grand swamp of creature features, Crocodile barely makes a ripple. And for Hooper, it stands as a somber marker of the industry’s failure to nurture one of horror’s most vital voices. What was once raw and rebellious had become, tragically, toothless.

• Saul Muerte